1. From the beginning of the tournament every woman should read the sports news everyday regarding the World Cup, in order to have a conversation with us men.

2. During the World Cup the TV is mine all the time! No exeptions!

3. I don’t mind that during a game you pass across the TV, as long as you do it while crawling and not disturbing me.

4. When you come out of the bath, put some cloths straight after you're done, 'cuz if you'll get sick or freeze to death, I won't have time to take you to the doctor.

5. You're insane if you expect me to listen to you, open the door for you, answer the phone or pick up the baby that just fell of second floor. Won't happen.

6. It will be kind of you to take care that during the World Cup there will be 6 pack in the fridge available all the time.

7. Please don't make funny / weird faces when my buddies are coming to watch a game. In return I will let you watch the TV during the morning hours, unless there is a rerun of game I want to watch.

8. You are welcome to sit next to me during one game, and also talk to me – but only during half time, when there are commercials and as long as I'm happy with the game so far.

9. Ask all your friends not to have babies during the World Cup and not to organize social events because I won't be there!

10. Is your birthday is during the World Cup? What's the rush, wait a month. Dogs wait 7 years, you don’t hear them whine about that.

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